I'm Scott. I'm a comedy writer/actor from Los Angeles. Come on in but take your shoes off. The Asian half of me is a real dick about that.
Today, a family docked after spending 7 years at sea. It turns out the they were extras from Pirates of the Caribbean that everyone forgot about.
I wish I was more attractive. By that I mean I wish I had more money.
I found Dr. Blight’s daughter. She’s hanging in there.
Hey, Lil Blight, your mom was hot, just saying.